Political Musings of Michael Chain
Today we honor mommy dear
Without her we would not be here
Roe versus Wade is not in doubt
No rusty hanger dragged us out
But Mother’s Day is not the same
Birth Person’s Day is now the name
So pity those whose mom’s a male
Breastfeeding them is sure to fail
SERIAL SMOOCHERS
Consequences? Cartoon characters get the ax, democrats get accolades. Romeo Cuomo gets more heat from his hot tub than the mass media. When Hollywood gave him an EMMY, he fondled it. Pepe Le Pew romanced Sylvester. Cuomo romances any staff member in skirts. And the funny thing is, more folks are upset about that than his sending thousands of the elderly to eternity. WOKE justice? They cancelled the cartoon.
SEVENTH-INNING STRETCH
Take me out to the ball game
Make me up as a girl
Buy me some falsies and estrogen
I don’t care if we used to be men
For it’s shoot, shoot, shoot up with hormones
Real girls won’t win it’s a shame
And it’s high – time – we can come out
At the WOKE ball game!
Chain Reacts 