Tag: governor

CHAIN REACTS: Me Tu Brute?

SERIAL SMOOCHERS

Consequences? Cartoon characters get the ax, democrats get accolades. Romeo Cuomo gets more heat from his hot tub than the mass media. When Hollywood gave him an EMMY, he fondled it. Pepe Le Pew romanced Sylvester. Cuomo romances any staff member in skirts. And the funny thing is, more folks are upset about that than his sending thousands of the elderly to eternity. WOKE justice? They cancelled the cartoon.

CHAIN REACTS: Out With the Newsom

I’M RECALLING YOU-OO-OO-OO

Reality check! First, we need lots more John Hancocks for the recall. Dems don’t check signatures for presidential elections but they’ll check ours with an electron microscope. Next, we have to run somebody with the gravitas and high profile of a Darrell Issa or Richard Grenell. Drop your socks and grab your Cox and we’ll be right back where we started. And we can assure a loss if we run more than ONE candidate. It’s a jungle primary out there! Republicans have to wise up, unite, and stop shooting themselves in the foot.

CHAIN REACTS: Arrivederci Cuomno

“WHO CARES?”

Andrew Cuomo certainly doesn’t. He had to repay his debt to the hospital groups that donate to him and cover up his negligence in preparing New York for a health crisis. Those pesky old folks take up valuable bed space best provided to people with big bucks. The elderly aren’t worth a damn tax-wise, they drain Medicare, and they’ll be dead soon anyway. Why not help them along? Stick ’em back in the nursing homes. Just like giving Small Pox blankets to the Indians. And be sure to pass some quickie legislation to hold the owners harmless. You can blame Covid spreading on the nurses and staff, and say the whole thing was Trump’s idea. But be sure to hide the death toll. Threaten anyone that asks questions. Polls are your pals. New Yorkers are so stupid 60 percent of them think you’re doing a great job as governor! Seems like only Janice Dean wants to see you serve your next term behind bars. She’s just a weather gal. Don’t sweat it.

CHAIN REACTS: Out With the Old

AND THE WINNER IS….

You gotta love Hollywood. They honor their peers. Governor Andrew Cuomo was a shoe-in for an EMMY. In television numbers matter, and Cuomo got the Covid-19 nursing home body count higher than in “Game of Thrones.” And those numbers were only half right. New York Attorney General Leticia James puts the actual death toll at over 13,000. Hollywood may have to give Cuomo their Lifetime Achievement Award.

CHAIN REACTS: Hollywood Hero

EMMY FOR INCOMPETENCE

This time everybody doesn’t get a trophy. Just Andrew Cuomo for his on-camera work during the Covid crisis. Ratings went through the roof. He single-handedly shot NYC to the top of the death charts with his brilliant handling of nursing-homes. What better place to send the elderly infected? More died there than in Game of Thrones. Hollywood honors high numbers. With Governor Cuomo at the helm, the 60 guilders the Dutch paid the Native Americans for Manhattan doesn’t seem like such a bad deal.

CHAIN REACTS: The Last Supper

ALL THE NEWSOM FIT TO PRINT

Gavin wants you to keep your mask on in between bites when you eat outdoors by yourself. Unless you’re the governor of California. Then you can do what you damn well please. But be sure to dine with lobbyists, health officials, and other privileged politicos at five-star restaurants where the entrees set you back more than your car payment. Don’t even think about what the wine costs. Gavin can well afford it on your taxes. The folks that voted for him are a special kind of stupid. And remember. Obey!